I'm supposed to be studying now... got an exam paper tomorrow and the day after.... but I just can't do it anymore!!!! Can't seem to sit myself down and absorb anymore... for now I hope. Maybe I'll try again after this or... after lunch.

Well, here's another joke I received, hope it cheers someone up... anyone.


A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven
Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and
asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You
Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished
Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour,
it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies,
"It was the iceberg that sank the ship,not me."

The Chinese man, replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the
same."